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5 Things Men See and Just Think Hell Yeah
You are going to be so productive after reading this
In my bestselling personal development novel Men Will Read This Book and be Like, Hell Yeah I share my transformation from a low value blue-pill male into the giga Chad alpha dude bro I am today.
My first YouTube channel was a paranormal podcast called Open Seance that gave ghosts a chance to be heard. Any ghost was welcome to call in or come into my studio and speak their mind.
I filmed, edited, and posted a new 90-minute show every week. It was me being silent while waiting for ghosts. 42 people watched my videos for the first 6 months. Total. The show was failing, but I kept going. All I needed was one ghost.
Next thing I knew I woke up in the hospital. They said I was hours away from death. I was only 15 years old living in a yurt in Bolivia with my 17-year-old girlfriend.
I was diagnosed with acute lazy ass and fat dick syndrome. I needed to stop trying to talk to ghosts and discover my purpose.
When I was admitted they marked me Caucasian. I told them I was Jewish. They said there was no box for Jew. Then it hit me. I’ve been white here this whole time.
I’m a white guy! To celebrate my new ethnic identity, I made a Nutella pickle lettuce wrap with lots of Miracle Whip and a side of ranch dip. I couldn’t eat it because it was too spicy though.
I joined Medium and started calling myself a writer. Writing is like talking with your fingers into a computer that tells your story lots of times for you.
As a lazy privileged white guy I can write self-help. It’s so easy. No research necessary. Just give advice and tell stories that corroborates your advice and make guys go hell yeah.
Always demand to speak to the manager immediately when calling customer service
You got an alert from Amazon that the air frier you ordered 18 hours ago supposed to be delivered today isn’t going to be delivered till tomorrow.
Unacceptable.
Customer service puts you on hold for 5 minutes. A woman picks up with an American name and a…
