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Published in The Bad Influence

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A Public Apology For All of The Horrible Disgusting Things I’ve Done

I’m sorry to all the wusses offended by my actions — Today I’m writing one of the most difficult things I’ve ever written. It’s hard for me to admit when I’m wrong, because I’m not. However, the online social media community has taken it upon themselves to cancel me again. Life as a social media icon means I’m a constant target…

Apology

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A Public Apology For All of The Horrible Disgusting Things I’ve Done
A Public Apology For All of The Horrible Disgusting Things I’ve Done

Published in Fanfare

·1 day ago

The Most Batshit Game Show Concepts Ever

The six strangest and most bizarre television game shows from around the world — This is a list of the weirdest gameshow concepts. Where the elevator pitch summary of the game show is cause for pause. For example, the show Fear Factor sounds pretty benign. Contestants complete stunts to win. …

Television

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The Most Batshit Game Show Concepts Ever
The Most Batshit Game Show Concepts Ever

Published in Just Dope

·2 days ago

Sobriety Hold The Christian Guilt

The Twelve Steps need a revision for the 21st century to stay relevant — The most memorable twelve step meeting I attended was the second NA meeting I ever went to. The chairperson of the meeting was getting his 10 year cake. Which is a big deal. They light the candles on a beautiful quarter sheet cake. As they’re bringing it to him I…

Recovery

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Sobriety Hold The Christian Guilt
Sobriety Hold The Christian Guilt

2 days ago

Pricing Out a New Desktop PC in 2022 is an Eye Opener

California energy regulations and my terrible credit are only the beginning — I built my current desktop in 2014. An eternity as far as computers go. I think I spent around $2,500 on all the components. It was a decent chunk of change but I was making good money back then. The purchase wasn’t a problem. What’s given me solid performance for…

Advice

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Pricing Out a New Desk Top in 2022 is an Eye Opener — Need Advice
Pricing Out a New Desk Top in 2022 is an Eye Opener — Need Advice

Published in Just Dope

·5 days ago

Buying Things and Selling Them For More

I made six figures being self employed before I left high school — There was never a moment where I thought, “I’m going to be a drug dealer.” It started with helping my friends out with weed. A few years later I was working under the protection the Asian mafia. I met people in parking lots for thousand count boats of ecstasy in…

Drugs

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Buying Things and Selling Them For More
Buying Things and Selling Them For More

Published in MuddyUm

·May 14

The Groupon Girlfriend

It sounded like fun 2 months ago at 7 am — “We have to go this weekend! The Groupon is going to expire if we don’t use it by Sunday.” My girlfriend said. “I don’t care. I spent my entire Saturday at a paint and sip. I’m not wasting my Sunday driving to Solvang to make fucking cupcakes at 8 am.” …

Humor

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The Groupon Girlfriend
The Groupon Girlfriend

Published in Artisanal Article Machine

·May 14

The Writer’s Torment Over an Unfinished Book

Nobody reads books anymore so don’t torture yourself trying to write one — Don’t ever try to write a novel. It’s stupid in this day and age. The novel is dead. No one would read it even if you give it away for free. Today people only buy books written by celebrities. They don’t even buy books, they buy someone reading the book…

Writing

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The Writer’s Torment Over an Unfinished Book
The Writer’s Torment Over an Unfinished Book

Published in P.S. I Hate You

·May 11

I Shielded My Date From Homeless Man Pee-Pee With My Body

It was like a Choose Your Own Adventure where every solution leads to something worse — It just after the turn of the century. Myspace had reconnected us with our childhood friends. One of those friends was a girl from Hebrew School I had a huge crush on before I knew what to do about it. We exchanged a few flirty messages back and forth. Next…

Sex

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I Shielded My Date From Homeless Man Pee-Pee With My Body
I Shielded My Date From Homeless Man Pee-Pee With My Body

Published in Fanfare

·May 10

The 10 Most Hardcore Fictional Drugs from Movies, Ranked

The dangers of using narcotics as a plot device from a recovered addict — This will be my twentieth movie list published in Fanfare. I’ve summarized around 120 movies for my stories and I’ve only had to watch a handful for the first time. How did I have time to watch all of these? Easy. I smoked meth on and off for 10 years…

Movies

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The 10 Most Hardcore Fictional Drugs from Movies, Ranked
The 10 Most Hardcore Fictional Drugs from Movies, Ranked

Published in Write! Right? Write!

·May 10

Cut The Crap, You Are a Real Writer

How to never feel imposter syndrome again — My name is Hogan Torah, and I’m a professional writer. I’ve been writing online for over 20 years but became a professional writer less than 2 years ago. The day I became a pro writer is when the first $5.23 Stripe payment from Medium hit my pre-paid debit card. If…

Writing

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Cut The Crap, You Are a Real Writer
Cut The Crap, You Are a Real Writer
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