Time is a obsolete construct and must be stopped
October 22 is my birthday!
I’ll be turning 40’s again.
I don’t like my birthday on account of my dad dying when I was out for my 19th birthday. I don’t like time. Surviving isn’t much of an accomplishment.
You wanna get me something for my birthday and do yourself…
MWC LOSERS
But who kvetched best?
This week Medium announced the winners of the MMA WIC MCA Em-Oh-Kay Ey-You-Ess-who gives a fuck contest-stravaganza.
You wanna know who gives a fuck? All you assholes complaining.
Ever since Medium announced the winners my feed has been a never ending skid mark from the fuck tons of butthurt for…
I talked to my doctor about erectile dysfunction and all she gave me was a dirty look.
Choosing a primary care physician is serious business. I worked for Blue Cross of California for four years as a claims processor. Being a healthcare insider I learned a few tricks.
If you need to see a doctor today, choose a primary physician with an impossible to pronounce name. Dr…
ROBE AND WIZARD HAT
The Legend of The Bloodninja text logs
At the turn of the century the internet went public. The first writing I posted was something I wrote as a teenager. I posted my work anonymously in case everyone hated it. …
Turn of the century Minimalistic synthpop deserves another look
Electronic music took over the world silently around the turn of the century. If you look at pop icons like Madonna, she went electronic on her 2000 LP Music and never looked back.
Electroclash was poised to be the next big thing. It was like techno but the artists were…
Both of my marriages combined didn’t last a year
You can’t control who you fall in love with
Love is like a funny face pancake at IHOP.
The waitress brings it to your table and it looks gorgeous. You’ve never this way about a pancake before. You look at the pancake and shake your head in disbelief that this pancake is yours.
The first few bites are delicious…
I go to NA meetings to steal material and stay off heroin
I stopped doing drugs two and half years years ago. I never quit, I just stopped doing them. The difference is that you can’t relapse if you never quit.
Last week someone gave me a 1982 Nissan Shitbox because I didn’t have a car. I fixed up all my outstanding…
PLEASE LET THAT BE CHINESE
I think it’s Chinese
I love it when new features appear on Medium. Unless that feature is a change is to the algorithm and it messes with my money. Then it’s the worst.
A feature appeared on desktop this afternoon in Opera browser. …
You know you want it…
This week the song “Blurred Lines” was in the news.
Emily Ratajkowski, the hip shifting woman on the far left accused Robin Thicke of groping her bare breasts unscripted during the shooting of the unrated version of the video.
“Blurred Lines” is god awful. The song was always the drizzling…
It’s a short list
I’ve never experienced imposter syndrome. I am a writer.
From my first Livejournal post, I knew I was good. There was room for improvement, but I knew I had the ability to do this professionally.
20 years later I’m still improving. But as good as I get, there’s always going…
