The dark personality traits that sabotage your personal relationships — It’s not your fault that you’re single. Or is it? You’re a catch. You get up and go to work every day to a steady well-paying job. On a scale of 1 to 10 in looks, you’re a solid 7. I thought I was the perfect catch. Getting the girl…

And better tips to give using Medium’s new tipping feature — Have you heard the great news? Medium has added a feature that allows you, the reader to tip us, the writers! Readers can continue to skip over that link to your Ko-Fe they’ve been ignoring since they started. Now they can make currency transfers directly into your PayPal. Total game…

Movies for guys who like their explosions big and roundhouse kicks deadly — Dick flicks are guy movies or action films with the explosions cranked up to 11. The plots are thin, the boobs are big, and the judo chops are devastating. The misogynist hero has a butt chin, mullet, and drives a late 60’s Chevy coupe. The misogynist villain has a bald…

Another trip on the rollercoaster that is my life — For three years straight I’ve been writing 12 hours a day and I’m fucking over it. I’ve spent the last 3 years of my life going over the first 40 of it. Close to one million words I’ve written about me and stuff that’s me related. Medium is my medium…

How memories keep me clean after 20 years of poly drug abuse — I’ve quit drugs before. That was the problem, I quit. I told myself I was never doing this drug again. When I tell myself I can’t do something, I think about it more. I’ll find vendors on the dark web and talk about it in chatrooms. The thing I can’t…

Tits are huge this summer — 2022 is the summer of big boob accounts on Twitter. All around the world people are thirsty to see the biggest and best breasticles on social media. Titty Twitter alone is expected to generate 4 Jillion dollars this year. How much is a Jillion? If you take all the money…

What does the Medium algorithm want me to write? — I’m here today to talk about the thing that nobody understands but is responsible for your success or failure on Medium. Your story. There’s an algorithm that determines how many people see may see it, but it’s not responsible for your success or lack thereof. …

I don’t feel guilty for my pleasures, y’all been sleeping on these dope motion pictures — I don’t feel guilty for any of the terrible things I’ve done or said in my life. Especially liking a movie. Since there’s no authority on who’s an authority on what’s good or bad, I’ve appointed myself as the official authority on if a movie is good or bad. …

5 days of endurance drinking with mattress store salesmen — There wasn’t much incentive to become a manager of Sleep Train. Managers made a couple of hundred extra as a bonus if the store hit the sales goal. On the flip side you got your ass chewed out by the district manager if the store didn’t hit its sales goals. …