Greetings faithful and new readers. If you reading this you’re a COVID survivor. Sorta. Did you get what you wanted for Christmas? I did. I got nothing. I wanted nothing. I have too much stuff.
That’s not true. I got COVID. Again. Christmas was fucked up this year. This whole…
The police reality television show COPS was one of the first and longest running reality shows on TV. The show exploited the perils lowest rungs of society for our amusement and I miss it something fierce.
The new-to-US South African show High Alert makes COPS look like a talk show…
I was browsing the internet at 3 AM when something slightly aroused me. Being single me, that meant I was about to spend the next hour jacking off.
I could finish in two minutes but the infinite stream of porn the internet serves up at increasing quality levels gives me…
I was dicking around on Twitter yesterday when I saw the words rap report card. I had heard of the report card. It warranted a line in Beastie Boys song Sabotage. (Got an A from Moe Dee for sticking to themes.)
Kool Moe Dee declared himself the authority on rap…
It’s hard for guys to talk to women these days. Especially women who look like Power Ranger villains. There’s thousands of words you can put together hundreds of ways. Statements, questions, compliments, and insults are only letters apart. What if you say the wrong thing?
Put the right words together…
I was off on my three day booze cruise on Carnival’s Majestic Snazzy Escapade with seven coworkers from the claims department of Blue Cross of California. Someone had the idea to get a balcony suite on a weekend booze cruise to Mexico. …
The death that will affect your life the most is your own.
One of my earliest memories was watching a cartoon when I was five. I don’t remember what the cartoon was or what happened but it flipped a switch in my brain. …
My high school job after school was working at Taco Bell. The Taco Bell was on the same block as the school. My Mom knew the owner so I was hired on the spot.
I worked at the Taco Bell on and off for three years. I kept quitting but…
The biggest mistake I see new writers make on Medium is putting all their effort into their story and treating the title and pictures as an afterthought. When members scroll in the app, they see your name, the title, and a feature picture. …
New years is bullshit. An overhyped meaningless holiday stolen from the Jews. New years eve is bigger bullshit. Jews don’t do that. That’s an American construct. They added drinking champagne to get people to drink that crap and ball dropping because fuck you we’re America. You’d figure it would be…
