This page should tell your readers more about you and explain the benefits of reading your work.
More about me? You want to know more?
Where I'm not getting paid?
What the fuck did I write those 600 stories for?
Whatever. Here's what you gotta do to join Hogan Nation.
Then google me, because I stopped autofilling. Pisses me off.
Then read all 600 of my stories.
When you're done, read them again.
The final step for citizenship in the Hogan Nation is donation.
These are my promises to my readers.
Entertainment. That's what I do, entertainment. You won't learn dick from reading my stories. I don't give advice, I'm a cautionary tale. You will be entertained. I'm the most bingible writer up in this bitch.
Unpredictability. You don't know what I'm going to write next because I don't know what I'm going to write next. I've never written the same thing twice. I hate poetry but sometimes that's what comes out.
Honesty. Everything I write is based on a true story. I don't care if you beleive me, I want to tell you a story that makes you remember my name. If changing what happened tells a better story, I promise I will lie.
I'm just some asshole on the internet but really good at it.