I Didn’t Like My Nephew Till He Punched me in The Dick For Being Mean to His Mom 35 Years Ago

It was the most badass thing I’ve ever seen

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I never had kids. Once upon a time I wanted kids but didn’t happen. I don’t know why I wanted kids, I just did. If I’d had kids there’s no way in hell I’d be able to write full time. I’d need the income of a job requiring pants.