I Grade Medium Writers Using Kool Moe Dee’s Rappers Report Card

Who’s good, who sucks, and who’s not even worth mentioning.

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I was dicking around on Twitter yesterday when I saw the words rap report card. I had heard of the report card. It warranted a line in Beastie Boys song Sabotage. (Got an A from Moe Dee for sticking to themes.)

Kool Moe Dee declared himself the authority on rap music in the late 80’s. Taking advantage of Moe’s ego trip was journalist Elliot Wilson. Who sent Cool Moe Dee the same template I used.

Here’s Kool Moe D’s second report card as gangster rap took over the hip hop scene.

Image from Twitter is PD

When I saw this I knew what I had to do.

A few notes:

• No I won’t explain.
• Yes there’s some noticeable names missing. There was only 30 spots. Most noticeable names missing are people I…