HOW TO HAVE SEX

Penetration for Dummies

From Basic to Tantric for both men and women

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My favorite celebrity quote of all time is this.

Sex doesn’t have to be with a model to be good. Sometimes with the model, the actress or the ‘sexiest person in the world’, it may literally be like fucking a couch. — Billy Bob Thorton

I agree with this statement up to a point. I’ve never fucked a couch but I’m going to assume it’s not good. I wonder who that was referring to?

A year ago I was asked this question on Quora.

I am really bad at sex. How do you thrust? I just always flop like a fish onto a girl.

No problem! You just buck your hips and, uh. You push, well more like a rocking and or bucking. Um…

There’s been miles of words written about how to get laid. There’s been just as much written about foreplay and kink. I don’t remember reading a thing written about how you are supposed to have sex.

It’s difficult to explain how to have sex.