THE DYE IS GETTING TO THEIR BRAINS
Sanity vs Trump! Trump! Trump!
Why are alt people pro Trump? Let’s see if Facebook knows
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Co-authored by Laura Roach
While scrolling through Facebook the other day a post with 92 comments and 3 likes caught my eye. As I read the original post a smile spread across my face.
I thought Laura was bating people. When I talked to her though she really did have some uncertainty.
That afternoon my vegan, herb witch, eco earth mother, anti-vaxxer roommate who works in a CBD store had told me that she would vote for Trump, which won’t happen because she “doesn’t vote” but still I was shook. A week later still shook.
I already knew the news wasn’t telling me everything because I click on way too many bleeding heart human interest stories, so my algorithm is skewed. That’s a real thing right? Anyway I have some very intelligent and articulate republican friends so I asked them to give me few reasons why I should vote for Trump. I wasn’t disappointed.
The reply’s were so good I asked Laura if I could write a story about her post. She not only said yes, I found out that Laura is also a writer. So we went through the comments together via Facebook Messenger. Laura and go so far back we’re not really sure how we met.
The original post is: Trump supporting friends, I trust your intelligence so give me your top 2–5 reasons why I should vote for Trump.
- Someone has been hitting the Koolade hard. What’s that even mean? He’s still a rich WASP.
- Never trust anyone who can’t even do a number schema right. She probably hasn’t looked lately.
- Do you know how many times Trump has been accused of rape?
- Yeah, not a politician. He’s an actor playing a character. Remember how George Washington couldn’t tell a lie?
Laura, your friend has gone full old person. I am so sorry.
She used be to be so cute back in the day. I’ve been wracking my brain for a defense for her but first, how does someone who wrote #3 and #4 also have a 401k? Somehow she thinks Biden’s alleged kickback is on par w/ 10 years of tax evasion, multiple rape charges and urinating hookers..But I agree he’s not a politician. He’s also not educated or competent, thanks for starting the list for us.
Interesting take he has on the impeachment hearings. “He can’t be swayed with bribes.” Or his advisors, or anecdotal evidence, or common sense. Wow. How long has it been since this guy got laid?
Why don’t you ask him Hogan?
Because these people scare me. It shall remain a mystery.
Let’s look a little closer at this one
“I am not a supporter, but I am a supporter of freedom ZOMG same! . 1) He wants to open the country with our Constitutional rights intact HELL YES GIRL! You guys get out there and co-mingle like you were put on this earth to do! So grateful for rights in this moment 🙏 2) He’s done some things I’m pissed about, like Julian Assange but other than that, he’s no worse than any other president. He is not as bad as the media says”.Ok so “he’s no worse than” and “he’s not as bad as ” are psychology 101 for recognizing abuse.
👏👏 Everybody sing along 👏👏
That’s why people get so nuts i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶i̶r̶ ̶h̶a̶t̶r̶e̶d̶, because the news cycle spews out propaganda a̶g̶a̶i̶n̶s̶t̶ ̶h̶i̶m̶ 24/7, a̶n̶d̶ most of it is f̶a̶c̶t̶u̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ not true. T̶h̶i̶s̶ Russiagate b̶o̶g̶u̶s̶ for four years? Give me a break. M̶a̶k̶e̶s̶ ̶me w̶a̶n̶t̶ ̶t̶o̶ vote for him out of spite. And a̶l̶s̶o̶ ̶j̶u̶s̶t̶ so I can go to a concert a̶n̶d̶ ̶b̶r̶e̶a̶t̶h̶e̶ again. I’m not sacrificing my rights for d̶e̶m̶o̶c̶r̶a̶t̶s̶ < — people who think differently than me 🎶. they do nothing good, they are fake. Yee haw! ALL of them do nothing good and ALL of them are fake.
🎶🎶 Trails off into Fleetwood Mac’s Dreams because it’s 2020 and this is a very specific place in time. 👏👏
This guy’s pretty funny, who’s he?
Some asshole on the internet. Was there ever any proof that trump was involved in urinating hookers?
Oh I forgot all about that. If there was we’ll never hear about it.
But did the hookers pee on him or did he pee on the hookers? I need to know.
Turns out what may or may not have happened was Trump paid to watch hookers pee on a mattress. Though it might have been a Trump mattress because he had a deal with Serta at the time.
OH LOOK WHO’S BACK LAURA!! But his caps lock seems to working correctly. How did this guy get on your friends list????
He is a legitimate flat earther, moon landing refuter. Went to grade school with my brother.
“Went to grade school with my brother” is the number two most popular excuse given by people who are friends with whack jobs on Facebook. Number one is, “Some dude that I met at a party a decade ago.”
😂😂 soo many on both of those on my friends list Hogan.
What does anyone’s dick have to with Trump?
He really is legit bonkers. I think he’s on his meds now though. He sounds calm.
Yeah. I used to be neighbors with a guy who jumped out of a second story window “to prove a point” Not sure what the point was. Gravity is my guess.
Hogan, you need to reach out to Flat Earth about the last time he got laid. I don’t know and you don’t know, and frankly his response will tell us everything about he is as a trump supporter.
Hmmm. I’ll need to think of an approach. Sup bruh. You fucking?
Why not just “when’s the last time you got laid?”
“You seem like an angry drunk. What are you wearing?” You know, standard stuff
I don’t know Laura. This guy scares me and could possibly track down where I live. Hell, I haven’t gotten laid since COVID hit. Yet it doesn’t make me a Trump supporter. Though if you average it out I did get laid more with Trump as president…
Tell him that. It’s a good start. Then ease into “when’s the last time you got laid” It’s like you’re bro hitting on him
I’m not that desperate for a blowie yet.
In conclusion, no matter who wins these people will still exist. So… Yeah. Thank Trump for letting us know which of our friends are Kool-Aide drinking sheep.
No more thanks Obama. All hail Trump! Robble-robble cheeseburger!
