The Best Stories From My First Three Months That Nobody Read

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What happens when someone shits in a waterslide at a water park. *FREE LINK*

Being a Lifeguard at a Water Park, I Dealt With a Lot of Crap.

My first Medium story I wrote. It’s about my favorite subject, myself. *FREE LINK*

Your Title is Dull Your Content is Boring and You Sound Like a Jerk

A Chapter from my abandoned book. *FREE LINK*

An Excerpt From My Book “Can You Call My Phone Again?” — By Hogan Torah

Boy, I sure did use a lot of pictures of myself. Reviewing erotica on Wattpad written by 11 year olds. *FREE LINK*

A story on Wattpad of mine is #5 in MDMA. I review #1 to #4

The title tells you exactly what this story is about. *FREE LINK*

Motel Reviews From When I Was Homeless

I spent so long on these music video stories that nobody reads. Will someone for the love of god please read my music video stories? *FREE LINK*

Top 10 Music Videos of All Time

The best of my five part series making fun of Medium titles from a year ago. *FREE LINKS*

Insane Titles of Things in my Feed on Medium August 2020

This one is my favorite stories with the least reads. Hey look, another picture of me. *FREE LINK*

Accomplishments Added to my Resume While in Quarantine

My first weird clone story on Medium. *FREE LINK*

Why Your Clone is Trying to Kill You

This is one of my signature stories. It’s still one of my best. A hot coming of age tale set on a 7 day Caribbean cruise.*FREE LINK*

English Breakfast on the Bang Boat

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