Nov 25, 2020
2 min read
The Boy With Six Nipples
Lecherous leering lifeguard at a water-park lore literature.
I used to work at a water park where I got paid to stand around in bathing suit all summer and push kids down slides. My job was to make sure no one drowned. I didn’t see a single dead body the 3 summers I worked there so I did a good job I suppose.
