The History of No Nut November And The Worst Facial Hair Style
The dumbest and second dumbest tradition in western culture
The man in the picture is my former roommate Andrew. I’ve had over thirty roommates but Andrew is still my favorite. I think it was his youthful exuberance about everything that made living with him not only tolerable but fun.
Only 3% of the male population doesn’t look stupid with a mustache and Andrew is one of them. Last year he grew it out and just kept growing it. The result is the Rollie Fingers level bro-merang you see above.
“Are you doing Movember?” He asked when we were living together
“Hell no,” I replied. “Mine grows out blonde and I look like a fifteen year old Hispanic kid. Are you?”
“Yup!” He replied.
“Are you doing No Nut November too?” I asked.
“Oh hell no.”
According to Wikipedia, the earliest mention of No Nut November was an Urban Dictionary entry published in 2011. But it’s true origin comes from a website that no longer exists.
The first person that challenged themselves and readers to go a month without mastrabation was David Wong in a story published on his defunct website pointlesswasteoftime.com sometime around…
