The Last Public Apology Statement You’ll Ever Need to Read

A parody of the modern public apology

Hogan Torah
The Mitch
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4 min readApr 16, 2024

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Today I’m writing one of the most difficult things I’ve ever written. It’s hard for me to admit when I’m wrong because I’m not. I want to express my sincerest apologies to anyone affected by these baseless accusations against me.

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Hogan Torah
The Mitch

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