THE WEIRDEST PORN I’VE SEEN
The Porn Pop-up That Cunningly Stunned me
More like barelyalivejasmine
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It was a warm windless August evening over a decade ago. I was attempting to rub one out before my slumber. The pop-up blocker had not been invented so every new browser tab of porn brought 3 pop up windows of adds to close.
I was not on meth at the time so I had under 20 browser tabs open.
I had clicked on a homemade incest anal clip with a thumbnail that caught my fancy and the usual pop-ups open.
Close one. Close two. And oh my what is this?
It was that cam site that always popped up, livejasmine.
My finger motion to close the window halted. Jacking off could wait. This was riveting.
There was a rode hard put away wet cigarette granny on the bed. And I’m not talking porn age granny (over 35). I mean this was someone’s Me-Maw a few times over.
Me-Maw, is hitting a 3 foot purple bong while topless at the end of the bed. She’s lying on on one of those blankets where the gas station used to be on the corner. The focal point was mid upside down triangle titty but you could see everything.
Nana may have been wearing panties, it may have been pubic hair. Thankfully the resolution and lighting were not that great.
She exhales and starts coughing up a lung. Me-Maw sounds like a sick horse. It did not sound good.
She’s hacking so hard she might barf. Her extremities were heaving and spasming. The bong is knocked over. If I had tokens I’d have given her 8.99 to get a bottle of Robitussin.
After a minute of hacking she stops coughing and catches her breath. She’s doubled over on the bed slowly bringing herself upright. She focuses her eyes on the camera. Blinks.
“Damn. I’m fucked up…”
She’s still making eye contact with the camera while tilting back and forth for a moment with her eyes glazed over. Then the paywall mercifully popped up.
“Heh.” I sniggled.
Then I pressed play on the porn.
