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Three Stories That Will Make You Fall in Love With Me (Updated)

But you will still make me use a condom

Hogan Torah

Nov 11, 2020·2 min read

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Siri, Tongue Punch My Fart Box (Free)

The limitations of Digital Assistants

Three Times I Didn’t Report Ride Sharing App Drivers And One Time I Did

Tweaked out cholos, schizophrenics, and a guy who couldn’t drive

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Three Strange Things in Star Wars I’m Constantly Thinking About All of The Time

The Skywalker family is pretty weird

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I Told A Joke And an Algorithm Didn’t Laugh or Think it Was Funny

I hate it here

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I Don’t Give A Damn About My Bad Reputation

I am bad. I am nothing. I am just some asshole on the internet

Don’t Ever Write a Novel

It’s a bad idea. Don’t waste your your time. No one is going to read it because you’ll never finish

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The Stupidest Ideas For Reality Television Programs That Ever Aired

The future is weird

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Why Warren Buffett Really Cut Off His Granddaughters

The story of Warren Buffet’s Adopted Twin Granddaughters

Top 10 Music Videos of All Time

From then to now according to me.

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The love story

English Breakfast on the Bang Boat

A coming of age story about the best week of my life

The one that’s basically porn

I boned my Roommate And it Was Awesome

Living in a two bedroom loft with 3 hot chicks had it’s moments

DGFS

If I Stayed This Story Might Have Had a Happier Ending

The dead girlfriend story. Abbreviated form

The 20 year old cold case I pretty much solved.

The Messiah Vs The Pornographer

A severed relationship and thumb.

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