RICH ASSHOLES
Warren Buffett Claps Back at Musk by Purchasing MySpace for .003 Million
“I can buy electronic wizzamabobs too!”
The big news world wide is Elon Musk’s $46.5 billion dollar purchase of Twitter. Causing an outpouring of support from Elon’s fans expressing unconditional love for the dork and an avalanche of skepticism from most everyone else.
“I hope everyone remains on Twitter, even my harshest critics.” Elon was quoted as saying.
Insiders tell a different story, “Fuck dem kids. This is my world, you people just exist to make me rich. E-Musk! Oooh! Oooh!” Elon is rumored to have said while gesturing like a truck driver honking their horn.
Fellow billionaire Warren Buffett made his own very light splash on the tech sector today. Buffet is known for being warry of tech holdings, that’s why analysts were surprised when news broke of Buffett’s purchase of the former #1 social media site in the world and current broken MP3 player, Myspace.
Warren Buffet is best known for Berkshire Hathaway, a holdings company that owns shitty food brands that nobody eats at anymore such as Burger King, Dairy Queen, Tim Horners and more. Also foods that were always gross and nobody eats anymore like Velveta, Pepsi, Nutter Butter, and Kool-Aid.
