Hogan Torah
“You smell like art.” He said, “I am art.” Then disappeared. LA native. Celebuspawn. Google me, I auto fill. Professional inquires/nudes to hogantorah@gmail.com
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Cause Stone Cold says so happy holidays I love you all

Hey folks. The holidays are just around the corner. And if you’re like me that means nothing to you. You have no one to buy gifts for, you were invited to no holiday parties, and you don’t give a fuck.

But more than likely you got married and had kids…


The second great temple was raised but this candle lasted a long time so yay.

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Smokey Robinson was in the news last year for a Cameo he did. Cameo is the platform that allows people with too much money to pay their favorite washed up and or desperate for money celebrities to record a custom video message. The request was to wish Jeff and Jarred’s…


It blew my mind too

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Comrades, please calm down. I am not B.G. Warren. There’s no way I could be B.G. It’s impossible. We are not samefagging.

Holly J See: You can’t say that!

Me: Why? That’s what it’s called. Two or more accounts one person, samefag.

Holly: Use another word!

Me: Samebruh? I suppose…

Medium is the best place to get started writing online

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This story is intended for new writers wondering where to start their writing journey.

Allow myself to introduce myself. I am microcelebrity satirist Hogan Torah and I’ve been writing on Medium for 18 months.

Google me, I auto fill.

I did that by writing on Medium. I’ve been publishing my…

Besides that I don’t have a lot of good news for me in the past

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Hello me,

I am future you writing a story that’s going to read by thousands of people.


I live the year 2021. Everyone has a TV that fits in their pocket, there’s a pandemic that’s just entered it’s fifth wave killing everybody, and the thousands of jokes you spent…

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