Published in New Choices·1 day agoMember-onlyBrainwashing for Sex and Prophet With Your own CultHow to gain followers and get them swigging your Kool-Aid — “Are you happy?” “Yeah, I guess.” “But are you really happy?” “I… Oh my god! I’m not!” “I was once lost and looking for answers like you. My friends are having an event this Tuesday in our large opulent building downtown. Here’s a ticket good for one person.” I had…Cult4 min readCult4 min read
Mar 16Member-onlyCongratulations on Your Successful Ethnic CleansingWe are all rape babies — Race is stupid. I don’t mean being one kind of race or not belonging to another. I’m talking about being proud of your lineage. All people alive today come from a long line of people who we’re good at fucking and not dying. That’s it. All races. Fuck and don’t…Race2 min readRace2 min read
Jan 26Member-onlyAn Advanced Persistant Threat to Your Mental HealthWhat not do when your computer is infected with unknown malware — The case fans on my computer were running louder than usual. No programs were running but the fans were spinning like I was video editing in August. A reboot fixed nothing. I pressed F2 to get into the BIOS. Why is my computer’s processor and RAM overclocked? I didn’t do…Security6 min readSecurity6 min read
Published in Fanfare·Jan 19Member-onlyThe 10 Most Traumatizing PG Rated Movies Gen X Watched as KidsMovies that our parents failed to provide guidance on — The Motion Picture Association of America’s ratings system left a large gap between G and R before introducing PG-13 in 1987. Before ’87 PG really meant it. The PG rating meant parents should determine if the subject matter was appropriate for their children’s age. The TV was our babysitter. Our…Movies9 min readMovies9 min read
Published in The Mitch·Jan 13Member-onlyConfessions of Some Dude With 6" of Average White DickIt’s not hard — I was born blessed with an average sized dick that I spend zero-time stressing about. No dog leg left or right. Big enough but not too big. Just 6 inches of average white cock. When I was a baby, a part of my dick was chopped off. It wasn’t done…Humor5 min readHumor5 min read
Jan 13Member-onlyThis Isn’t About How I Wrote a Thousand Dollar Story, But What Happened AfterUsing the right picture for your story can be a game changer — I walk through the backstage door right past the security guard at the Ukrainian Events Center in Hollywood. No need to give my name, everyone knows me. I’ve been working backstage at Game Changer Wrestling shows for the past year. Emil sees me come in and says, “Aye! There he…Social Media8 min readSocial Media8 min read
Published in The Mitch·Jan 6Member-onlyThe Cell Phone Design Based on The Worst Meme Image EverThe horrible truth behind the design of the Nokia N-gage — In 2003 Nokia released their first N-Gage cellphone. Touted as the first cellphone for gaming, it was the cellular industry's first attempt to turn a cellphone into a Game Boy. What was wrong with it? Everything. The screen was a tiny 2.1 inches giving it a 15% screen to body…Humor3 min readHumor3 min read
Published in Just Dope·Jan 3Member-onlyThings No One Tells You When You Quit OpioidsAfter All These Years the Drug Cravings Remain — It’s been 2 years since I last had a craving. Last week the crippling morning cravings returned. Today I woke up with every fiber of my body screaming for heroin. I want to get high right now. That was reality every day when I first quit. …Addiction4 min readAddiction4 min read
Published in The Mitch·Dec 28, 2022Member-onlyStop ReadingYou’re not reading what I’m writing right — This is exactly what I’m talking about. You read the title, why are you still reading this? I told you to stop reading. Okay, fine. You’ve come this far. I need to tell you why you need to stop reading before you stop reading, so keep reading for now. My new strategy It…Humor3 min readHumor3 min read
Published in Fanfare·Dec 12, 2022Member-onlyThe Documentaries on Tubi That Live Rent Free in my BrainAll documentaries are ultimately about the person making the documentary — Tubi is a free streaming service that will put pretty much damn near anything resembling a Documentary in its movie catalogue. With over 45,000 total shows available for streaming on Tubi, it’s easy to be overwhelmed. The Tubi algorithm has recognized my affinity for weird stuff, and my feed is…Movies7 min readMovies7 min read
